The Wrestler
Our story begins
at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event.
It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold
metal.
Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came
to him and said,
"Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian...
He's never lost a match because of this 'Prezel" hold he has,
Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold!
If he does, you're finished!"
The wrestler nodded in agreement. Now, to the match....
The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking
for an opening.
All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American
and wrapping him up
in the dreaded PRETZEL hold!
A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer
buried his
face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the
ending.
Suddenly, there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and
the trainer
raised his eyes just in time to see the Russian flying up in the
air.
The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly
collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the
match!
The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American
wrestler alone,
he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever
done it before!"
The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got
me in that hold, but at
the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right
in front of my face....
I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength
I
stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."
"YOU'D BE AMAZED HOW STRONG YOU GET
WHEN YOUBITE YOUR OWN BALLS!!!"
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